Sexism: hidden away, but still alive and well

Gabby Logan presented Match of the Day last night. This is not a remarkable piece of news; she presents football shows and has done for a number of years.

However to twitter’s army of “lads” this was a horrendous, gut wrenching, putrid development, that left them choking on their “man crisps”

For whatever reason they couldn’t accept that a woman could present a football show, and decided to take to twitter to attempt to banish Logan to the kitchen. “Where she belongs”

Now these were nearly all young men, clearly deeply insecure and espousing views they’d probably picked up over time from their own male influences. Friends, fathers, tv shows & zoo magazine.

It’s sad, but much like racism, homophobia, and general pig headedness, sexism is alive and well. It thrives on the internet, where angry young men take out their rage on most issues.

Take a look on any YouTube comments section and you’ll see that these views are still prevalent.

Much as we’d like this not to be the case; the evidence is just too clear for us to ignore.

A greater stand should be taken, but it won’t be as admitting there’s a problem is just too hard for many to do. Sadly, the lads who sent those tweets probably think that’s normal, and perfectly acceptable.


The Top 25 writers on twitter.

Now, I might be leaving twitter behind, but I will still write.

Now, I believe that there are many great writers who need a push, and hopefully my final act on twitter can be a kind one.

This was originally going to be titled “Top 25 bloggers” but I felt that writers was a better term, and as many are qualified journalists I thought it better to use “writer” rather than “blogger”

Top 25 criteria: it seems a little unfair, but I’ve excluded anybody with more than 10,000 followers. I suspect they already have the readership, and we probably already know they’re either good or some form of parody account.

I’ve not excluded journalists, or people who only write for other sites. Having your own blog is not essential at all. I have however excluded the sort of journalist who’d appear on Sunday Supplement.

I’ve tried to include something for everybody, but ultimately this was my choice and these are writers that I really like and constantly go back to.
If you don’t agree then rather than being a cock about it feel free to add your own list below or just take the idea and do your own.

Also this is in no order and is only numbered so I didn’t end up doing 23 or 36 unwittingly.

Ok here goes:

1. @Marco4J
Marco Jackson writes mostly about Huddersfield Town, and does so brilliantly. He’s reasoned, intelligent, funny, and uses statistics in creative and genuinely interesting ways.

2. @Sofalife
I’ve always said it, and I do believe this: Greg is twitter’s finest writer. Dispatches from a football sofa is a weekly must. Ingenuity, creativity, warmth, humour, and a style most writers should aspire to but will not get close to. If you don’t already read it then dedicate an afternoon to his site whilst sitting on your own football sofa.

3. @yicetor
Have you ever met a Sheffield Wednesday fan? Often great people but many don’t seem to have grasped what’s happened to their club in the last 15 years or so.
Then there’s Laura Jones. An exciting writer who is realistic about her once big club. A creative thinker, who offers something different every time.

4. @unitedite
When I asked for suggestions for who to include in this list, this name came up more than any other. It’s easy when reading his site to see why. An articulate, thoughtful Sheffield United fan, who is the only man you need to talk to when you need to find anything out about the Blades.

5. @DolphinHotel
I always enjoy reading anything that Michael produces.
It’s football writing with pure style, from a man who understands the game.
He has experienced an enormous amount of football and it comes across when you read his stuff.

6. @putnielsingoal
Alex Stewart is the sort of football writer I wanted to be.
Unfortunately I couldn’t be, because I could never be as good as he is.
Give yourself a few hours to look over this site, and enjoy some high quality football writing.

7. @annalouiseadams
There will always be those people who you envy, because they’re far better than you despite being a lot younger. Anna-Louise Adams is one of those people. Only 17, and already a far better writer than I’ll ever be. She’ll have a very bright future in football writing.
She’s thoughtful, intelligent, and not afraid to take on big issues.

8. @MarrsioFootball
Rob Marrs runs left back in the changing rooms, which is a superb site with a great range of scope and original material.
Add to the fact that Rob is a superb writer, an entertaining tweeter, and a true gent, and you realise there’s an awful lot to like here.

9. @JongsmaJongsma
When I first found Michiel on twitter he was an obscure writer, with an audience of 16. Now he’s a megastar, and rightly so.
This is actually just part of a long running joke between us about who was the more obscure, under valued writer.
He’s a superb writer, with a superb depth of football knowledge. Specialises in Dutch and Belgian football.

10. @elhaydo
Hayden Shaw is not a prolific writer, but when he does put pen to paper I want to read it.
Constantly hilarious, always original, and never taking himself too seriously.

11. @AllorNothingMag
All or nothing magazine is the brainchild of Ally Moncrieff, who certainly has an enviable surname.
Ally is a bit of a genius, and can turn the ridiculous into the sublime.
His piece for my site on his dog was a work of absolute beauty, and still gets readers now.

12. @LesRosbifs
Now, about 3 years ago I went through a phase of saying that English football would improve greatly if more players and coaches went abroad.
Turns out they do, in great numbers, and their stories are told brilliantly on this website.
Took a break, but now is back and is as good as ever.

13. @Debaser92
I’m by no means a Spurs fan, but I enjoy reading what Jack Howes has to say about them. This is because he can really write.
He has an entertaining style, and attempts to see things from a different angle, which I like.
His was another name that repeatedly came up when I asked for suggestions, and one that I certainly couldn’t ignore.

14. @JohnnyDobbo
John Dobson is another who might not be prolific, but is a writer I want to read.
We share a similar view of the world, and football, only he can put it into words perfectly; whereas I am still doing primitive cave drawings or expressing myself through a language of shrugs.
Funny, different and with strong opinions that he’ll never shirk from.

15. @TheFootballPink
Now the football pink is a collection of writers, but as they’re all excellent I’ve included them on the list.
I couldn’t not include them as I enjoy their output that much. Follow, read, enjoy.

16. @Ben_McAleer1
Ben is a proper journalist, and an exceptional writer. I enjoy what he has to say about football, and love the fact that he’s never short of a Simpsons quote.

17. @TurnDeCruyff
Another youngster who has a style of writing that belies his age.
Is absolutely prolific and can only improve.
Not just a typical young football fan, as he can see the bigger picture, unlike so many.

18. @caribbeanftbl
The joy of twitter is it gives you an opportunity to learn about aspects of football you would’ve never considered.
Caribbean Football does just that, and I genuinely love reading their output. It’s fascinating and has certainly changed my view of the Caribbean.

19. @fiveinmidfield
Joe Sharratt is one of the most undervalued writers on twitter.
He’s great, and intelligent, and writes wonderfully about football. When he writes, I always want to read it.

20. @robbro7
A man of strong opinions, who certainly isn’t afraid to upset the mainstream view.
Rob Brown is a fiercely entertaining writer, and the sort of man desperately needed to write about football.

21. @epouvantail
John McGee is a Carlisle fan who writes exquisitely about football. Another who is seriously undervalued, and one deserving of serious levels of respect.

22. @sdrewfootball
Sam is a young writer. However he’s already achieved so much and will continue to do so, as he’s just very good indeed.
He writes about Arsenal, but unlike so many Gunners, he’s not likely to throw the baby out with the bath water every time they lose a match.

23. @thefootballattic
I love the football attic and I’ve often lost hours gazing at all the wonderful nostalgia within their loft space.
It’s pure joy, and well worth your time.

24. @Gibney_A
The man who brought French football to the masses, and the absolute go to guy for all things Ligue 1.
Add to this the fact that he’s generous with his time, promotes others work, and totally gets his audience and there’s no way this list would be complete without him.

25. @giles_metcalfe
Another incredibly popular writer, with many suggesting I needed to add him to this list. Even without those suggestions Giles would be in this list.
He’s absolutely everywhere and writes for so many sites.
A must follow, and a writer you’re certain to enjoy.

So that’s that, and I’ll be honest I could’ve included so many more. However, it’s not designed to exclude, and hopefully will inspire others to do lists of their own.

These are writers I love, and I hope you’ll spread the word and follow all of them.

Goodbye @FootballCharlie

It started with the intention to have a week off Twitter, that then became a month, then in this last week or so it dawned on me that I didn’t need to come back to it, ever again.

Now, rather than attempt to explain through many extended and tightly strained metaphors as to why I’m leaving I thought I’d just remember the highlights of my time in social media.

Consider this like Match of the Day without all the talking sections. A highlights package if you will.

I’ve enjoyed a lot of moments on twitter: getting over 2000 followers was hugely unexpected, especially as I was offering zero tactical insight and rarely said anything of interest about passing stats.

Being followed by some truly incredible people, always genuinely excited me. I was like a child at Christmas whenever a journalist or footballer followed me. I was less excited when they inevitably unfollowed me a week later.

I got over a thousand retweets for something I wrote about John Terry. I had a tweet published in the first ever Sun on Sunday (didn’t buy it, wouldn’t wipe my backside with that rag). I was followed for about 2 weeks by the respected journalist Des Kelly, and also an account claiming to be Ron Atkinson.

I got the opportunity to write for the Guardian, a chance to speak on podcasts, and I even managed to successfully promote a blog or two. Gaining thousands of readers along the way.

I was helped along the way by incredible people. Kay Murray gave me an enormous amount of belief, when I had about 14 followers. LadyArse promoted me in ways that helped me get the huge number of followers I eventually gained. Without them I would’ve walked away a long time ago.

Natasha Henry kindly promoted many things I wrote, whilst Greg of @sofalife fame offered support and comradeship when needed. Also John Dobson gave me an opportunity I would never have been offered without twitter, so it’s unquestionably been worthwhile.

There are countless others, too numerous to mention, and as I’m a fan of brevity I’ll sum it up by saying: yes I mean you.

I’ll miss twitter, but I’ve reached a point where I don’t need it anymore. I’m sure it’ll cope without me. Also with twitter football had stopped surprising me, and it’s nice not to know anything sometimes.

Thank you little blue bird for letting me be so self indulgent this last few years.

Also now Alan Curbishley is back in football, what more is there to say? Isn’t that right Ben McAleer.

Oh and I’ll still do a top 25 blog list, so keep watching @90secfootball